Picture this. A queen-size bed. My husband (all 6-2 of him) on "his side" -- the left side -- and me (all 5-3) on the right. I sleep on my back; he sleeps on his side. So when we're both watching TV late at night, I have to sit up in order to see the TV, which is on a small stand, left of Kevin. Now logic would have it that we buy a higher TV stand, but that would put an end to the almost nightly bickering -- and who wants that really?

So to make a long story short, I'm trying to fall asleep last night, Kevin's watching Jimmy Kimmel, who starts a bit about Barbara Walters and her new show that gives away a baby . I sit up to watch it and at the end was convinced he'd made the whole thing up. Lo and behold, I find out this morning -- before my coffee mind you -- that in fact it's all true.

Postscript: I'm not sure it will still be there but the NYPost article I linked to has an ad to win a free lobster dinner. Soon we may be seeing Internet ads -- answer this trivia question, win a free baby; You're the 10 millionth visiter to this site, win a free baby...stranger things have happened.